If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs . . . then you're probably not a f...
John Crace's 'Digested Read' column in the Guardian has rightly acquired a cult following. Each w...
Who is Harry Redknapp? Football genius or football chancer? Mastertactician or practical joker?...
John Crace's Digested Read first appeared in in February 2000 and has been running ever since. Ea...
Exactly a week after the general election, two men - 'Call me Dave' and 'Call me Nick' - walked s...
'Give me the daggers and I'll pin the blameOn Duncan's grooms who both are also slain.A littl...
Cease I say, cantankerous old foolsThy deeds hath made our streets a no go zoneNo more shall ...
Alas poor Yorick, he looks not at all well. I knew him, Horatio; a fellow of infinite jest, thoug...
Benedick: I am man enough to say that I love thee. Is that not strange? Beatrice: Not really...Be...
'The Maybot is rebooted as strong and humble. Stumble for short.' 'Kim Jong-May awkward and incre...
'Optimism, mojo, complete bollocks. That's what the country is crying out for.'
'It's now becoming easier and easier to predict government policy. Just listen to what the prime ...