Junie B.’s Essential Survival Guide to School (Junie B. Jone

Laugh-out-loud with the world's funniest kid in this write-in survival guide to elementary school, perfect for back to school-no matter what that looks like! Barbara Park's #1 New York Times bestselling chapter book series, Junie B. Jones, has been keeping kids laughing-and reading-for more than twenty-five years. Over 65 million copies sold!Hello, school children! Hello! It's me . . . Junie B., Jones! I have been going to school for over one and a half entire years now. And I have learned a jillion things that will help you survive at that place. And guess what? NOW I AM GOING TO PASS THIS INFORMATION ON TO Y-O-U!!! I wrote it all down here in Junie B.'s Essential Survival Guide to School! Here is some of the stuff I wrote about: * Bus Rules * Teachers (and other bosses) * Carpools * How to Stay Out of Trouble (Possibly) * Homework * Funwork * Friends (Plus Children You May Not Actually Care For). And that is just the tip of the ice cube! 'Cause I drew all the pictures myself. Plus also, there are pages where Y-O-U can write and draw, too! So open it up and get started. You will have fun, I think!"Hilarious. Barbara Park makes reading fun." -Dav Pilkey, author of Dog ManUSA Today:"Junie B. is the darling of the young-reader set." Publishers Weekly:"Park convinces beginning readers that Junie B.-and reading-are lots of fun." Kirkus Reviews:"Junie's swarms of young fans will continue to delight in her unique take on the world. . . . A hilarious, first-rate read-aloud." Time:"Junie B. Jones is a feisty six-year-old with an endearing penchant for honesty."